Oh-oh Flat Boobie, Mammogram

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A friend of mine from middle school had a moment of brilliance on Facebook recently. Speaking to a friend of hers who had just experienced her first mammogram, the song “Black Betty” came instantly to her mind. I could think of little else until I completely rewrote the whole song. There must be something in the water in East Tennessee that causes such goofiness.

Without further ado:

Woah-oh flat boobie, mammogram.

Woah-oh flat boobie, mammogram.

Flat boobie had a test mammogram
Pancake from a breast mammogram
She said “I’m outta my mind” mammogram
Till they say its benign mammogram

I said oh flat boobie, mammogram
Whoa, flat boobie, mammogram

Machine pulls me high mammogram

You know that’s no lie mammogram

It holds me steady mammogram

No deo, I’m ready mammogram

Whoa, flat boobie, mammogram

Whoa, flat boobie, mammogram

When they let me go mammogram

I don’t want no mo mammogram

Come on back next year mammogram

Put back on my brassiere mammogram

Whoa, flat boobie, mammogram

Whoa, flat boobie, mammograaaaaaaam!

Video:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t00kEU0kMXw

 

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